When you fart and try to act like it wasn’t you
i feel so bad and then the end
”You wanna go get McDonald’s?”
When my alarm goes off in the morning
My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day
THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.
This is unacceptable.
It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s. And yes, we can all do the dance. I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance. Bobby can do the dance. Sherlock can do the dance. Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.
And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.
I REMEMBER THIS.
My Brain: This better not be what I think it’s gonna be.
It: *is what I thought it was going to be*
Me: *throws things out the window*
There are people who don’t know this song??
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THE DANCE
Wait a minute- SOME PEOPLE DONT KNOW THIS?????????
I WAS AT MY COUSIN’S WEDDING AND ALL THE NEW IN-LAWS WERE FOUR BEATS OFF THE ENTIRE TIME AND MY SISTER AND I NOW HAVE A DEEP MISTRUST OF THEM
I ate my twin in the womb
WAIT where’s the new group dance I am confused
It’s the group dance Light as a Feather, Stiff as a board and it’s on the Dance Moms Facebook page :)
Guys, I’m worried. My daddy usually comes home at exactly 5 everyday and it’s 5:20 and he isn’t home yet :((
Try these yoga poses to enhance your flexibility!
miss this girl :(
Congratulations to Carlee Schield on making Pre-Pro at Club Dance Studio!